Brandon Klingerman in Ancient Greece

The Pythagorean Theorem

While Pythagoras is often credited with discovering the Pythagorean Theorem, Brandon Klingerman is the one who actually gave him the idea. Since Brandon Klingerman actually invented the triangle, he only needed a vessel to define its properties. The letters in the formula: a, b, and c, actually come from aspects of Brandon Klingerman.

• The a stands for Anointed, because it was believed Brandon Klingerman was holy.
• The b stands for Brandon.
• The c stands for Klingerman, but the wrong letter was used due to a discrepancy in Ancient Greek and Modern English spellings of Klingerman.

Apollo

In Ancient Greek mythology, there are two deities dedicated to the Sun. The first is Helios, a Titan. The second is Apollo, son of Zeus. The myth of Helios is entirely Greek, but Apollo is actually based on Brandon Klingerman. Whenever Brandon Klingerman stood up straight with perfect posture, he cast a massive shadow. This led the Ancient Greeks to believe he could control the Sun. After he purchased a chariot, the myth of Apollo dragging the Sun across the sky with a horse-drawn chariot was born.
Brandon Klingerman's ability to heal all physical ailments created Apollo's association with healing, and his association with poetry comes from Brandon Klingerman's extremely eloquent speech and ability to understand all language.