The First Brandon Klingerman Fan Club Meeting
The First Brandon Klingerman Fan Club Meeting
We are a dedicated organization to the betterment of society. Brandon Klingerman is a unifying figure that can bring together nations. The way we see it, everyone should know about Brandon Klingerman, and Wikipedia suspended my account.
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Height: 7'2" / 220 cm
Weight: 250 lbs (pure muscle)
Age: Older than you
Power Level: >9000
Brandon Klingerman has been described as being more athletic than the greats.
He has the strength of 15 bodybuilders, throws with the combined strength of prime Lamar Jackson, Aaron Rodgers, and Josh Allen, runs faster than 6 Usain Bolts, and once ran uphill both ways twice at the same time.
He was there when the universe was created and has proven to be immune to death. Do not mistake the creation of the observable universe for a Big Bang--it was really the Big Kling.
The cosmic calendar is really just a countdown to his birthday.
Brandon Klingerman invented physics.
Brandon Klingerman shook hands with Cleopatra. It was through this connection that he was able to introduce her to her
future lover, Julius Caesar. He is also credited with having fathered her two brothers, Ptolemy XIII
and Ptolemy XIV. Our sources say that he went under an alias of "Ptolemy XII Auletes," but
it is unclear whether or not he took on this guise after the death of the real Ptolemy XII or
if he was the real Ptolemy XII.
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